So there’s this kerfuffle online about whether or not James Franco tried to hook up with a teenager. It has already been proven it’s fake (it reeked of fake, please!).
In the comments in one of the posts about it everyone was pointing out the obvious: the girl…
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
louis had to pee so harry stalled the audience for a moment and then when louis comes back he starts making fun of him.
harry: is everyone in school at the moment?
louis: im having a wee and i can still hear what you’re saying in my in-ear and your small talk was terrible.
harry: thank you
louis: *mocking harry* “so is anyone still in school? uh…have you done your homework?” I mean, is that the best you can come up with? x
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
@owlsayeah : i won’t even tell you what @macleanbrendan did with ricky martin; but we’ve secured 2D…s