I swear Social Justice Warriors are going to give me an aneurism. →



So there’s this kerfuffle online about whether or not James Franco tried to hook up with a teenager. It has already been proven it’s fake (it reeked of fake, please!).

In the comments in one of the posts about it everyone was pointing out the obvious: the girl…


whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye


i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

— PLAYED 100,065 TIMES


louis had to pee so harry stalled the audience for a moment and then when louis comes back he starts making fun of him.

harry: is everyone in school at the moment?

louis: im having a wee and i can still hear what you’re saying in my in-ear and your small talk was terrible.

harry: thank you

louis: *mocking harry* “so is anyone still in school? uh…have you done your homework?” I mean, is that the best you can come up with? x

#he even teases harry while he’s peeing #then again i spose that’s how it all started isn’t it [x]


ZEtv oijgr wtf is thus




once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

@owlsayeah : i won’t even tell you what @macleanbrendan did with ricky martin; but we’ve secured 2D…s
@owlsayeah : i won’t even tell you what @macleanbrendan did with ricky martin; but we’ve secured 2D…s


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